The Voice

I have a teaching assistant. It's either a goose or a duck. I am not sure. But I know it's yellow.

When I squeeze it, it makes a honky sound. It's an important sound for my students. I use it to condition them, signaling key moments in the class.

Today in class, I removed it's head to talk about working like a headless chicken. Then I screwed the head back on. When I squeezed it, it made that honky sound again.

The noise this plastic bird makes is the voice of the universe.